i finished this doll pattern! it’s uploaded on etsy for $8.50 for now. i’ve included t-shirt/tank, dress, gathered or standard skirt, collared shirt, and pants patterns and included a page on how to modify any of the above. the finished doll is 5.5”!
I’ve been such a fan of this person’s work for ages; hot dang do I want this pattern.
Heterosexuality is an overdone plot device
4/? Favourite Supernatural Tumblr Posts
Oh goodness… someone please take this book away from me…
Follow my Disney blog here :)
Have a magical day! :)
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THE FOURTH ONE
"ONLY LOVE’S FIRST KISS WILL AWAKEN YOUR PUPPIES"
"Fuckin done with your shit Captain Cruellaficent."
I need this book like right fucking now
You trip and fall to your death.
Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.
"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"
"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”
"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."
"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."
"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"
"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"
"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."
"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."
"You begin to draw your swords, but realize your true calling in life has always been dance. Your swords fly harmlessly across the field as you demonstrate your stunning jazz hands."
woah!! someone calm down this egg!
AHHHHHHHH MY SHATTERDOME SECRET SANTA PRESENT GOT HERE AND IT’S A PRECIOUS BABY CHERNO ALPHA I CANNOT HANDLE ANYTHING!!! IT’S SO CUTE AND SQUISHY!!!WAIT WAIT I MEANT TO ASK WHO YOU ARE, YOU MYSTERIOUS PERFECT STRANGER
About to mail my exchange gift!
"Before mine eyes appeared there one aghast, And dumb like those that silence long maintain. When I beheld him in the desert vast, 'Whate'er thou art, or ghost or man,' I cried, 'I swear here now, I'd right fain tap that ass.'
Great Literary Pairings #1, Dante/Virgil.
this is it
this is the entire poem